You Cant Use the Emergency Exit

Apparently that was what the building management informed my company when we asked for the keys to the emergency exit. 

Did you get the irony? 

This emergency exit door is situated inside the office, as the second exit. The first exit is the main entrace itself. And yet its locked up and the keys kept by the building management who doesnt want us to open the door. Even if we did open the emergency exit door, I am fairly certain the exit door at the ground floor will be locked!

I guess if there's a fire, I might as well sit in my place and continue working and get fried instead of wasting energy trying to run out and still get fried. What a waste of energy that would be!