Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Gynaecologist's Assistant Wanted

A man from Songkla  saw a card advertising for a 'Gynaecologist's Assistant'. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is 650,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to SURATANI.

"My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.

She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Norman Rockwell Moment

by David Vincent Gilbert
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

When Windows Media Player Stutters

When Windows Media Player doesnt stream Internet radio well, dont be quick to blame your internet connection. It could be that your machine could use some additonal RAM. I increased the RAM on m Windows machine from 1GB to 4GB and my Media player now plays excellent, continuous music.

So when Media Player stutters, check your RAM before your internet connection.