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This is how a beautiful women looks....
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
He married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
This weekend sees the clash of the titans in the English Premier League (EPL).
Liverpool takes on Manchester United while Chelsea takes on Arsenal.
The best result for Liverpool would of course be a win over their fiercest rival while Chelsea and Arsenal play to a draw.
Of course Liverpool's focus now is only at the Champions League but if the top three continue to draw their remaining games, Liverpool might yet surprise them.
My only worry is if Torres gets injured. Then its game over for Liverpool.
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A bulldozer digging a ditch for the Rockies Express pipeline project hit an existing underground pipeline. A fiery explosion took a worker's life and burned hundreds of acres of land.
The incident occurred southwest of
The bulldozer operator, identified as Bobby Ray Owens Jr., 52, of
"We don't have an estimated time on repairs," said
Federal investigators with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration and Department of Transportation visited the accident site Saturday evening.
Owens worked for Associated Pipe Line Contractors Inc. of Houston, a company hired to work on the Rockies Express pipeline.
A plume of fire, several hundred feet high, could be seen from south of
Construction on a 192-mile stretch of the Rockies Express pipeline has been halted for the time being. "We temporarily halted construction so we can start an investigation and review safety procedures with contractors before construction resumes," said Larry Pierce, a spokesman for Kinder Morgan, one of the owners of the Rockies Express pipeline. Pierce said he didn't know how soon construction would resume, but added that it "won't be stalled for weeks and months."
Houston-based Kinder Morgan Energy Partners owns a 51 percent stake in the Rockies Express pipeline, while Conoco Phillips, also of
The 1,663-mile Rockies Express pipeline will carry gas from energy- rich areas of