Thursday, April 26, 2007

Dont Mess With Old Ladies...

An older lady gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half! drawn

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Friday, April 13, 2007

The Internet: Good or Bad?


Have you ever wondered how your lives would be now if the Internet never existed?

For me, it would be like when I first decided to stop watching the television. I found I had so much time on my hands to invest on reading all the books that I have accumulated over the years but never got the chance to read.

But I also find that I do a lot of reading on the Internet. I frequently visit the How Stuff Works site to learn about how things work (being an engineer, these stuff interest me), play chess, read the news on Google, search Google for tons of work related information. These are things that I could never do without the Internet. The Internet has done more good for me than bad.

How has the Internet affected your life?