Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Final Analysis...


Malaysian Ford Fiesta Advertisement - Brain Dead!

Have you heard the Ford Fiesta advert on the Malaysian radio stations? What do you think of it?

I think its one of the stupidest advertisement I have ever heard. It simply makes no sense other than probably saying the car plays good music. Who cares! I want a car that has good mileage, good power, easy to drive, fun to drive. But the advertisement doesnt mention any of its features. The only thing I hear is "beat box." Who cares about a beat box?

What do you think?

Friday, November 19, 2010

Blondes and Brunettes...

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The Brunette asks, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a grand time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says... "Yeah, but you've got a driver! "

Are You This Good in Tasting Alcohol?

In an alcohol  factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a  new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to  apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to  send him away.
They tested  him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it  and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on  a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's  correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine ,  Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak  barrels."
The director was astonished.
He winked  at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic  tried it.
"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the  third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Thursday Morning Tea

Every Thursday is Coffee Break time where tidbits are served and everyone mingles around. I can get used to being fed like this.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Monday, November 08, 2010

The Dog Who Missed His Master...

Apparently the story goes as such. The dog so missed his master that he faithfully sat on his masters tombstone ever since his master passed away. The dog eventually died on the tombstone and a sculpture of the dog was created in rememberance of man's best friend.

The tombstone was dated 1943.
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Sunday, November 07, 2010

Romeo & Juliet by Maria Aloysius

Probably the first time I ever understood the lyrics of this song, which was dedicated to Pauline and myself. Thanks you very much Maria.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010



Enjoying Night Classes?

During work, John and William were chatting:

John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

William: oh!

John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

William: No

John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?

William: No

John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?

William: No

John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, William got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who is George Hunt?"

John: No

William: He's the guy enjoying with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!