Thursday, May 22, 2008

Does Masturbation Cause Stuttering Blindness or Hairy Palms?

As a doctor, there is a great deal of medical research to read. Piles of The New England Journal of Medicine and the Annals of Emergency Medicine surround the house. Rarely does this drudgery cause excitement, unless you stumble across the April 7, 2004, issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association .


As a young boy you get bombarded by the fear that masturbation can cause stuttering, blindness, or hairy palms. Even if you escape these maladies you can still be left feeling like a degenerate if you engage in self-love too often. Fear no more.

 

In the article “Ejaculation Frequency and Prostate Cancer” you finally find out that whacking off may be good for you. This article states that ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer and that the group with an ejaculation frequency of greater than twenty-one times per month had a lower risk of prostate cancer.

 

Great! Andno hairy palms.

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