Humour : How Men Change After Marriage

How Men Change After Marriage

The Love Word:  

After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!  
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.  
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you  
think I proposed?  


Back from Work:  

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home  
After 6 months: BACK!!  
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?  


Phone Ringing:  

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone  
After 6 months: Here, for you  
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!  


Cooking:  

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!  
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?  
After 6 years: AGAIN!  


New Dress:  

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.  
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?  
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?  


TV:  

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?  
After 6 months: I like this movie  
After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself