Monday, March 07, 2011

Never Ask a Pharmacists for ...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her botfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about sex and condoms.

At the counter the pharmacist asked how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack."Im really going to give it to this girl" the boy tells the pharmacist."I intend on going for hours" The pharmacist,with a laugh, suggests the family pack,saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the gikrls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door."I am so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in" The boy goes inside and is takento the dinner table where the girls parents are seated.The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still in deep prayer.10 minutes pass with no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and wispers to the boyfriend "I had no idea you were so religious" to which he replied" I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!!"

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