Lawyers...

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in  his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating  grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out  to investigate.

He asked one man 'Why are you eating  grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor  man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well,  then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the  lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children  with me. They are over there, under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other  poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The  second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a  wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the  lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy  task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once  underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and  said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us  with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll  really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre  high!'

Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!!!