For all those guys who are King... until their wife gets home.
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, " Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman. "
" Oh yeah? " said Charlie. " And how did this one end? "
" When it was over, " Mike replied, " she came to me on her hands and knees. "
" Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say? "
She said, " Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit. "