Wednesday, December 17, 2008

What's This?

[] School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
[] Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
[] Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

[] Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

[] Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

[] Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

[] Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of  the students without passing through "the minds of either"

[] Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

[] Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

[] Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

[] Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

[] Father: A banker provided by nature.

[] Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

[] Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and  late when you are early.

[] Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

[] Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

[] Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

[] Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

[] Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

[] Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

[] Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

[] Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

[] Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

[] Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

[] Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise 

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