Mothers...

At the age of 4: Mom knows everything!
At 8: Mom knows a lot!
At 12: Mom doesn't know everything.
At 14: Mom doesn't know anything.
At 16: Mom doesn't exist.
At 18: Mom's old fashioned.
At 25: Maybe Mom does know about this!
At 35: Before we decide, let's ask Mom!
At 45: I wonder ...what...... Mom thinks about this?
At 75: I...wish I could ask my Mom.