Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Working in the Oil Industry

Working in the Oil Industry.... ......... ......... .....

When I try to explain to people exactly what I do in my job, it's sometimes difficult to get them to understand.

This may put it in a way that makes it easier to grasp.

1. We work in weird shifts ... Check!.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Check!.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny ... Check!.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Check!.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you ... Check!.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed ... Check!.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell ... Check!.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you ... Check!.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it ... Check!.

10. Every day when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT'..... Check!.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!


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