Door Signs

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In a Podiatrists office :

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door :

'To expedite your visit please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck :
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck :
'Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber..'

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On a Church's Billboard :
'Seven days without God / Prayer makes one weak.'

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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At a Towing company :
'We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows.'

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On an Electrician's truck :
'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Non-smoking Area :
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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On a Maternity Room door :
'Push. Push. Push.'

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At an Optometrist's Office  :
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Taxidermist's window :
'We really know our stuff.'

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On a Fence :
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Dealership :
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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Outside a Muffler Shop :
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
'Be back in 5 minutes. Still Stay!'

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At the Electric Company :
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.' ( de-lighted )  

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In a Restaurant window :
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home  :
'Drive carefully.  We'll wait.'

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At a Propane Filling Station :
'Thank heaven for little grills.'

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop :

'Best place in town to take a leak.'