Side Effects of Alchol and Remedies

1.    
Symptom       : Cold and humid feet.
Cause         : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure          : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
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2.    
Symptom       : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause         : You're lying on the floor.
Cure          : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
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3.    
Symptom       : The floor looks blurry.
Cause         : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure          : Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
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4.                
Symptom       : The floor is moving.
Cause         : You're being dragged away.
Cure          : At least ask where they're taking you!
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5.    
Symptom       : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause         : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure          : Stop making a fool of yourself!
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6.    
Symptom       : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause         : You're in the wrong house.
Cure          : Ask if they can point you to your house.
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7.    
Symptom       : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.
Cause         : You're in an ambulance.
Cure          : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.