A Beautiful Women...

shannon014
Originally uploaded by Shiroi Kaze

This is how a beautiful women looks....

Thanks Shiroi

Who the Hell is Ken Lee?

 

Best YOGA Relaxation Technique

How's this for a relaxing YOGA technique?

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then.......................

He married the one with the biggest tits.





Men are like that, you know.







There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

World record for fastest hands..

How's this for fast hands?

The Petronas Twin Towers Under Dark Clouds

Storms coming this way. They usually visit the Petronas Twin Towers every evening, causing massive traffic delays, in KL.


 

Pictures from Liverpool Loss to ManU

 

 

Some F1 Pictures from Sepang, Malaysia

 

 

 

EPL: Clash Of The Titans This Weekend

This weekend sees the clash of the titans in the English Premier League (EPL).

Liverpool takes on Manchester United while Chelsea takes on Arsenal.

The best result for Liverpool would of course be a win over their fiercest rival while Chelsea and Arsenal play to a draw.

Of course Liverpool's focus now is only at the Champions League but if the top three continue to draw their remaining games, Liverpool might yet surprise them.

My only worry is if Torres gets injured. Then its game over for Liverpool.

Joke: Singaporean Identity of Batman + Superman

'May I know your name?..'

'Batman...'

 

'May I know your name?'

'My name is Bat-man...'

 

'Trying to be funny?!. What is your surname?..'

'Supar-man...'

 

'I want to speak with your manager...'

 

The Guy Who Invented the Internet

If you never knew who invented the Internet, this is he. Sir Tim Berners Lee.

Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee, born June 8, 1955, British, developed the World Wide Web in March 1989 at CERN. With the help of Robert Cailliau, and a young student staff at CERN, he implemented his invention in 1990, with the first successful communication between a client and server via the Internet on December 25, 1990. He is also the director of the World Wide Web Consortium or W3C (which oversees its continued development), and a senior researcher and holder of the 3Com Founders Chair at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL).

While an independent contractor at CERN from June to December 1980, Berners-Lee proposed a project based on the concept of hypertext, to facilitate sharing and updating information among researchers. While there, he built a prototype system named ENQUIRE. After leaving CERN, in 1980, he went to work at John Poole's Image Computer Systems Ltd., but he returned to CERN in 1984 as a fellow. In 1989, CERN was the largest Internet node in Europe, and Berners-Lee saw an opportunity to join hypertext with the Internet: "I just had to take the hypertext idea and connect it to the TCP and DNS ideas and — ta-da! — the World Wide Web." He wrote his initial proposal in March of 1989, and in 1990, with the help of Robert Cailliau, produced a revision which was accepted by his manager, Mike Sendall. He used similar ideas to those underlying the Enquire system to create the World Wide Web, for which he designed and built the first web browser and editor (called WorldWideWeb and developed on NeXTSTEP) and the first Web server called httpd (short for HyperText Transfer Protocol daemon).

The first Web site built was at CERN and was first put online on 6 August 1991. It provided an explanation about what the World Wide Web was, how one could own a browser and how to set up a Web server. It was also the world's first Web directory, since Berners-Lee maintained a list of other Web sites apart from his own.

In 1994, Berners-Lee founded the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. It comprised various companies that were willing to create standards and recommendations to improve the quality of the Web. Berners-Lee made his idea available freely, with no patent and no royalties due. The World Wide Web Consortium decided that their standards must be based on royalty-free technology, so they can be easily adopted by anyone.

Amazing isnt it, the inventor of one of the world's most widely used technology, is just a humble, simple man.

Image: What Happens When A Chicken Sees An Egg?

 

Inspiration: I Know The Shepherd

 
There was once a Shakespearean actor who was known everywhere for his one-man shows of readings and recitations from the classics. He would always end his performance with a dramatic reading of Psalm 23.

Each night, without exception, as the actor began his recitation - "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want"..the crowd would listen attentively. And then, at the conclusion of the Psalm, they wold rise in thunderous applause in appreciation of the actor's incredible ability to bring the verse to life.

But one night, just before the actor was to offer his customary recital of Psalm 23, a young man from the audience spoke up. "Sir, do you mind if tonight I recite Psalm 23?" The actor was quite taken back by this unusual request, but he allowed the young man to come forward and stand front and center on the stage to recite the Psalm, knowing that the ability of this unskilled youth would be no match for his own talent.

With a soft voice, the young man began to recite the words of the Psalm. When he was finished, there was no applause. There was no standing ovation as on other nights. All that could be heard was the sound of weeping. The audience had been so moved by the young man's recitation that every eye was full of tears. Amazed by what he had heard, the actor said to the youth, "I don't understand. I have been performing Psalm 23 for years. I have a lifetime of experience and training - but I have never been able to move an audience as you have tonight. Tell me, what is your secret?"

The young man quietly replied, "Well sir, you know the Psalm... I know the Shepherd."

Inspiration: Just Stay!

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside

"Your son is here," she said to the old man.

She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

He was heavily sedated because of the pain of his

heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.  All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.

He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.

"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake,

but I also knew he needed his son, and his
son just wasn't here.

When I realized that he was too sick to tell

whether or not I was his son,

knowing how much he needed me, I stayed."

The next time someone needs you ... just be there. Stay.


WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.

WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

Kenneth Gomez wants to keep up with you on Twitter

To find out more about Twitter, visit the link below:

http://twitter.com/i/170a1a89a807d35bc7386e840513982cb625bfe7

Thanks,
-The Twitter Team

About Twitter

Twitter is a unique approach to communication and networking based on the simple concept of status. What are you doing? What are your friends doing—right now? With Twitter, you may answer this question over SMS, IM, or the Web and the responses are shared between contacts.

Joke: No Sex Tonight

This joke has been going around for a while. While its old, its still a classic.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

 

iPhone (If You've Never Seen How Cool It Is)

If you've never seen the iPhone, these two videos show how cool and innovative Apple can be.

What you might not know is that most of the features in the iPhone already exists, in parts, in Samsung and LG phones.

But what differentiates Apple from Samsung and LG is Steve Jobs! He's turned Apple into an icon. Samsung and LG remain as brands.

How To Watch TV After A Late Night Out?

Beer, always an inspiration!

How To Bowl a Spare?

If you ever needed convicing that bowling a spare could be done, then this one's for you.

A Kitchen Oil Fire

I never realize that a wet dishcloth can be a one size fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan! This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire ... oil in a frying pan.

Read the following introduction, then watch the show ... It's a real eye-opener!!

At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire. The results got the attention of the Students.

The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast.
Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room.

Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire.
One cup creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite. This is a powerful message----watch the video and don't forget what you see. Tell your whole family about this video.

How To Check Your Email Without Your Boss Knowing?

 

How Super-Precise Atomic Clocks Will Change the World in a Decade

The best timepiece in the world lives deep in a '60s-style concrete government building, where it resembles nothing so much as a teenager's science-fair project: a jumble of polished lenses and mirrors converging on a gleaming silver cylinder, all protected by a tent of clear plastic nailed to a frame of two-by-fours.

Called the NIST-F1, this atomic clock is more accurate for prolonged periods than any other clock -- an order of magnitude better than the one it replaced in 1999. However, when the F2 down the hall goes online next year, it will similarly dwarf the F1.

Read all about how precise atomic clocks will change the world we know in a decade.


 

Korean Rain Singer

Cool Korean dancing in the rain.

Pipeline Fire at Rockies Express!

 

A bulldozer digging a ditch for the Rockies Express pipeline project hit an existing underground pipeline. A fiery explosion took a worker's life and burned hundreds of acres of land.

 

The incident occurred southwest of Cheyenne when a bulldozer digging a ditch for the $4.4 billion Rockies Express pipeline project hit an existing underground pipeline belonging to El Paso. The pipeline delivers natural gas to customers along the Front Range . The impact severed the pipeline, spilling natural gas and leading to a massive blaze.

 

The bulldozer operator, identified as Bobby Ray Owens Jr., 52, of Louisiana , died in the blast. El Paso immediately shut down 18 miles of the pipeline and rerouted gas to customers via other pipelines in the area.

 

"We don't have an estimated time on repairs," said El Paso spokesman Richard Wheatley in Cheyenne. A spokeswoman for Xcel Energy, one of El Paso 's biggest customers, said its gas delivery won't be impacted by the accident.

 

Federal investigators with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration and Department of Transportation visited the accident site Saturday evening.

 

Owens worked for Associated Pipe Line Contractors Inc. of Houston, a company hired to work on the Rockies Express pipeline.

 

A plume of fire, several hundred feet high, could be seen from south of Loveland and burned for more than an hour, according to the Wyoming Tribune-Eagle. Many heard the explosion, and dozens of firefighters, police and rescue personnel from northern Colorado and Wyoming worked to extinguish the blaze.

 

Construction on a 192-mile stretch of the Rockies Express pipeline has been halted for the time being. "We temporarily halted construction so we can start an investigation and review safety procedures with contractors before construction resumes," said Larry Pierce, a spokesman for Kinder Morgan, one of the owners of the Rockies Express pipeline. Pierce said he didn't know how soon construction would resume, but added that it "won't be stalled for weeks and months."

 

Houston-based Kinder Morgan Energy Partners owns a 51 percent stake in the Rockies Express pipeline, while Conoco Phillips, also of Houston, owns 24 percent. The remaining 25 percent belongs to San Diego 's Sempra Pipelines & Storage, a unit of Sempra Energy.

 

The 1,663-mile Rockies Express pipeline will carry gas from energy- rich areas of Colorado to the energy- starved Midwest . It is scheduled to begin partial service by late 2007 and full service by 2009.

 

 

 

 

Wanna Check On Your Food Intake Calories?

if you ever wanted to find out how many caloties you're consuming each time you pop a burger into your tummy, then this website is great. It told me that a plain hamburger gives me 576 calories and out of that, nearly 20% of it is FAT! No wonder I am so obese.

http://www.calorieconnect.com/

How's This for Ping Pong Skills?

 

 

Either he’s talented or he has too much time on his hands.

 

Either way, he’s good!

 

 

How's This for a 4x4 Action Truck?

 

How Does Male and Female Experience Orgasm?

If you ever wanted to know how the opposite sex experiences orgasm, then visit this site :

http://img.tapuz.co.il/forums/20208414.htm

Joke: Testify in Court

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.

Want more jokes like this? Visit Funny.com

Joke: Car Thief

This is a classic, from www.funny.com