Mark Hughes Gone?

Just as predicted earlier in the season, Mark Hughes was sacked as Manchester City manager this morning.

Interesting Sites

1. 30 Unusual and Surreal Artworks. Images that astound you.

2. Serial coffee drinkers are more likely to feel "the presence of dead people", British researchers found. They asked students about their caffeine intake and those with the highest were also most likely to report seeing, or hearing, things that were not there.

Read more about these and other stories in Ghosts, Masturbation and Other Weird Stories

3. Big Fat Lies - things you should (and I should) know about weigh loss.

4. 10 Dumbest Facebook Fan Pages ... With Thousands of Fans - these people have too much time!

5. Picture of the Day of a Cool Swerve. The have nice scenaries in Norway and I guess that was how they got the inspiration to build this road.

6. Lastly, check out how to make bottles disappear.

Sunday Morning Jokes

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch!

Source: http://www.stupidsticks.com/forum/yaf_postsm211_His-and-Her-One-Liner-Jokes.aspx

Maxis Broadband – Simply Terrible!

Maxis Wireless Broadband is possible the worst product Maxis has ever rolled out. For a company which prides itself as Malaysia’s largest and widest coverage mobile company, how it can still sign up subscribers to its pathetic wireless broadband service is beyond me. Picture below is my connection speed - 0.92 kbps!

 

 

The only locations where I could get up to 90% connection was at Sunway Medical Centre and 1Utama New Wing Shopping Centre. Even at KLCC 4th floor food court, my connection speed was less than 50% – and this was only a stone throw away from Maxis HQ!

 

And judging from comments on Facebook on Maxis Broadband, I guess I am not the only disgruntled customer. Many have come disappointed before me and many will come after me. I hope they read this post before they decide to opt for Maxis Wireless broadband.

 

Streamyx here I come.

Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!'

 

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

The ones in the casinos are serious.

 

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,

then I realized that God doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

 

A little boy went up to his father and asked,

'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'

His father replied,  

'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.'

 

Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying,

'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'

The mother wrote back the next day,

'If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!'

 

Off from Lagos, Over Doha and Back to KL

A view of Lagos from the air. Note the population density.

 

A view of Doha at night. Note the bright lights and a very long street in the middle of the picture.

 

Landing at KLIA. Contrast the brown of Lagos and the green of KL.

 

We noted this unique structure near Port Klang. Is this North Port?

 

Another interesting structure…LNG carrier docking port?

 

Dark clouds brewing on the horizon.

 

And to my nerdy aerospace friend, Kok Siong, is there anything wrong with the airplane flaps?

I'm Hallucinating...

I can already taste and smell the nasi lemak and ikan bilis sambal...

The Lost Chapter of Genesis

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. 

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" 

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. 

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." 

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" 

God replied, "An arm and a leg." 

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" 

The rest, of course, is history...................... 

Correct Timing to Take Water

Correct timing to drinking water, will maximize its effectiveness to Human body.

Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up -  Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glass of water  - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep  - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Funeral Make up Artist..

 

Life In a Market

Some pictures of life at Lekki Market, Lagos, Nigeria.

 

Pictures below depict the house of the owner of land Lekki Market is on, who passed away last Saturday.

 

Horses. Yes, we still see this majestic beast on the streets of outskirt Lagos and on the beach.

 

Pictures below show the Lekki Market on a slow Saturday afternoon. We couldn't get there in the morning because of Sanitization Saturday (all roads in Lagos closed from 7 am to 10 am for cleaning)

 

The narrow alleys leading to the section of the market that sells souvenirs.

 

The secret to getting a good deal is to bargain on the price. Seeing foreigners, the locals tend to raise the price of their goods 3 or more times. So always haggle down the price. Offer them 1/3 or 1/2. And then walk away if they don't want to sell. They will usually call you back. And if they don't, that means its already a good price.

 

Handicrafts are a bountiful here.

 

Local vendor haggling price with Chinese tourist.

 

There were art pieces for sale. Couldn't bring this back to Malaysia though.

 

Two little people enjoying some cold ice cream on a hot afternoon.

 

Chess anyone? Wife wanted to buy me this as a gift since I love the game but some how I prefer a shiny, magnetic set.

 

 

Here at the market, you can buy the cloth and have them tailor a suit for you within a few hours.

 

I would love to get some of these for my house but carrying them over by air would be a problem.

 

Business come and go in a flash. I wanted to catch this pretty lady in action in the following shots.

 

This is the most common way women carry their young ones around. This little boy though cried when we touched him.

 

Lastly, look at this cute little princess, following mummy in her cute little outfit.